What are the stories?

1
Andy’s Handbag
2
101 Ways to be Doomed
3
Lick
4
Sleepover of Doom
5
I Hate Jeremy Smart
6
All the Things I Learned on the Museum Excursion Last Tuesday
7
Romeo and Juliet and Danny and Lisa and Me: a Diary of Doomed Love
8

Andy’s Action-Packed Maths Program!!!
9
Just Nude!

Just Doomed!

JUST DOOMED! is the eighth book in the series. Published in 2012, it contains nine stories of complete and utter doom, including a handy list of the 101 most common ways of being doomed, so if you’re smart you’ll read it carefully and be able to reduce—by exactly 101—the chances of being doomed yourself.

Is this the right book for you?

Take the DOOMED TEST and find out. Score one point for each YES answer.

Do you ignore health warnings and safety instructions whenever possible?
Do you ever play play kiss chase with girls (if you are a boy) or with boys (if you are a girl)?
Do you regularly engage in deadly battles with brothers, sisters and/or indestructible cyborg warriors?
Do you live on a planet that will one day be incinerated by an expanding star called the Sun?
Do you like fast-paced, high-action, high-body-count stories featuring mini-golf, lawn bowls and naked people in the nude?

So, what’s your score?

3–5: You are a doomed. You will love this book.
1–2: You are a doomed. You will love this book.
0: You are obviously confused because if you live on planet Earth—and I’m pretty sure you do—you should have answered YES to the fourth question. You are doomed. You will love this book.