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Terry Denton stinks!
Dear Terry and Andy
I think Terry Denton stinks
And, no, it isn’t what you think
It’s not that his old undies pong
It’s just that all his books are long
And filled with things so very gross
They put me off my breakfast toast
I have a son – he reads quite well
But after reading likes to tell
The funny parts of books he’s read
Which is bad enough at time for bed
But the horrid little bloke
Wants to make his Mother choke
So lately he has started reading
Stuff with gore and guts and bleeding
From Terry’s books while having dinner!
I tell you this is not a winner
What do you think ‘bout snot and poo?
Not good with food, I’m telling you!
My smarty kids have just corrected
Me, by saying he’s connected
With Andy Griffiths, who, they said
Has all the Yuk stuff in his head
It’s him who writes down all the words
And then these two revolting nerds
Make a book which Terry draws
I’m certain there should be some laws
To make sure it’s against the rules
To let these post-pubescent fools
Publish books so horrid boys
And girls can grin and find their joys
By bringing up their Mother’s lunch
So I am sending you this bunch
Of words to tell you what I feel
I hope you understand the real
Feeling that I have for you
It may be you’re the only two.
Grown up men whose work I know
Can make a loving Mother go
To the library, axe in hand
To chop down all the big bookstands
So never more into our house
Will come a book which makes me rouse
Upon my darling boys for reading!
Please hear my slow pathetic pleading
And….
Keep up the good work
Kind Regards,
Kelli Dendle
PS: Sadly my daughter finds your work somewhat amusing too.
Comments
marcelo
that is so not true
Posted on 28 November 2009
Muneeb Farooqi
hi muneeb here I’m your BIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGEST FAN and I’m collecting all of your books but sadly i lost my $20 and its gonna take me a while to get that money but anyways KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
MINE sincerely
Muneeb Farooqi
Posted on 30 November 2009
Kym
Tis true.
My kids love their funny yet gross books and Mama is amused albeit silently.
Posted on 1 December 2009
Nobody Inparticular
Terry denton you r awesome more awesome than my friend josh.
He doesn’t like you but i like you not in aweird way though…
Wish you’d com to my school Andy Griffiths, i didnt mean that stuff about Terry Denton he isn’t a good drawer and no one likes him. I kind of feel sorry for him….NOT!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 2 December 2009
Josh
I think Terry Denton stinks like lovely flowers that have beed urinated on by a dog. i think Andy has friends and Terry doesnt because he stinks. every one likes you Andy. Ive read all the just books twice except fot Just Macbeth. The bum books are also one of my favourites!!!! bye. p.s Terry stinks. PP.S Terry really stinks PPP.S Terry really really stinks! PPPP.S goodbye orovwa!!!
Posted on 2 December 2009
Muneeb Farooqi
my favorite part in just crazy was:
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MINE sincerely
kool dude
Posted on 5 December 2009
Muneeb Farooqi
I believe that the last time terry took off his socks, 100 people died, and 1000’s more were rushed to horse-spit-als
MINE sincerely
kool dude
Posted on 5 December 2009
jazz
TREASURE FEVER ROCKKSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha
Posted on 21 December 2009
Jamie
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.Help I Am Being Chased By A Skullbuttosaurus,Tricabutt And the Great White Bum,Just Kidding.
Posted on 10 January 2010
Smicky
Your the only author I know who has my type of humor.
Posted on 14 January 2010
Mehmet
Andy your the best authour i know.
Posted on 19 January 2010
Cammy 101
andy and terry are THE BEST!!!!!!! I love your books andy and your drawings are awsome terry the terry denton stinks thing is soooooo not true
Posted on 3 February 2010
Ariel Villamayor
Your Books Are The Best Andy!
Also Make Another Book About Schooling Around And Henry Because Those Books Are Really Funny!
Ariel P.S Nice Books!
Posted on 5 February 2010
Maddie Bergin
I LOVE YOU ANDY! I ALSO LOVE YOU TERRY! I LOVE YOUR BOOKS! AND I DIDN’T FIND THE BIT WITH THE GIRL GERMS BAD OR ANNOYING AT ALL! I HAVE ALL THE JUST SERIES BUT I DON’T HAVE JUST MACBETH I HAVE ROBOT RIOT AND PENCIL OF DOOM. MY FAVORITE BOOK IS TREASURE FEVER!
Posted on 7 February 2010
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